DANNY Dyer has revealed why Rivals made his kids ... we want you to have a moustache." He continued: "I broke it to my children and they cried and said, 'oh, you can't pick us up from school ...

National treasure Danny Dyer is embracing the festive season in ... look at this little tubby geezer with a moustache.’ So I’m really proud of myself that I’ve done something with my eyes ...