In a perfect world, I’d eat pineapple like a TikTok creator, plucking out the chunks one by one. But if that hack doesn’t work for you, follow one of our two methods for how to cut a pineapple.

(And I hate to break it to you, but there are no magic hacks to improve an underripened pineapple ... So if you're not going to eat it by then, you'll want to slice it up into chunks and store ...