Okay, maybe that’s a bit of an overstatement, but the same could be said of some of the concerns raised in the dispute over the ‘Frowning Pile of Poo ... emoji lexicon alongside the happier version ...

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Some are relatively straightforward, like the fact that you can change the emotion of the poop emoji by putting it with any number of smiley faces, while others are much more creative, like the ...

The combination of the all-too-familiar poop emoji (replete with flies) and Donald Trump's irate, comb-over-topped mug was too good of a chance to pass up. "That Donald Trump was a five-minute ...