However, to his biggest fans, he is just Patton Oswalt — a talented comedian ... fruitful career by highlighting some of the funniest quotes from his greatest stand-up bits.

Patton’s quote, maybe conflicting thoughts are a positive ... World War I was effectively ended by the Allies. Ironically, General George S. Patton III was born on that day 33 years prior.

Showcasing Patton's most memorable and poignant quotes is author Charles M. Province in "Patton's One-Minute Messages." Here's a few of our favorites quotes from America's "Ol' Blood and Guts." ...