Being a teacher is one of the more challenging professions, but it’s also one of the most rewarding ... with a funny student who’ll make your sides split with some solid jokes.

(We had to stop at 250 because like all dads, our lower backs started to hurt.) Enjoy the world's best jokes right here ... and the subsequent groans and exclamations of "Daaaaaad!" that follow.

Here at Radio 4, we’re all about the love thang, and never more so than on Valentine’s Day, when Broadcasting House bulges with padded satin cards and pigeon-holes are stuffed with scented ...