Hoping I shall not hear from you again, I remain, Your UNCLE SMUGLY. Dear Uncle Smugly, I've just been to a party. I didn't have much to drink, so along about two-thirty I get bored ...

Heartily clap at the good parts. Slow hand clap at the bad things. And stare open-mouthed at the smugly bit. Apple Intelligence forced Apple to power up its standard iPhones this year, rather than ...